@TheRealSwizzz & Monster just announced this Luxury @Hublot_Watches “Inspiration” Headphone Collection. (at freshnessmag.com)
I don’t usually care very much for fancy headphones, but DAMN!
(via xkcd: Authorization)
It’s this damn predictive text thing. Non-Syariah compliant
—mum (via Whatsapp on a typo of “solat” to “solar”)
Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
DICKENS SAID POE WAS A TORTURED SOUL AND I SAID DICKENS WAS RIGHT THEN DICKINSON CHANGED IT TO DICKINSON AND THEY JUST KEPT GOING BACK AND FORTH
THIS IS GREAT
I’m copypasting my porn into this and it’s FUCKING HILARIOUS
i said “What the Dickens?” and emily and charles just kept fighting over it between that and “What the Dickinson?” until charles changed it to “What the Oliver Twist?”
EDGAR ALLEN POE SAID “I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.” I AM DYING.
(via pisstophwaltz)
