February 2010
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Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
– Tyler Durden - Fight Club
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Hand over the ring, where do I sign?
f8: *click* hello?
nicesynthesis: Hey you. I have a proposal for you.
f8: OMG! I DO!!!
nicesynthesis: hahaahaha! no.
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I don't believe in "facebook official"
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Now, the force also carries your data →
When they come up with a lightsaber dildo. let me know.
THAT, would be worth checking out.
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textsfromlastnight:
(541): I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He’s probably a silly bitch when he’s drunk.
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textsfromlastnight:
(314): Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
**to my 2 favourite Facebook-public-punai-burning boys.
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my cat is in heat and needs to be fixed.
Even she has a higher sex drive than me. FML.
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There’s so many handymen at work here;
if my apartment was a pussy, this would be gang-rape.
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If we never did anything, we would never be anybody.
– An Education (via filmquotes)
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Normally, I prefer other French things. →
CItroen DS3
Citroen’s new sports hatch back DS3 Racing limited edition; a modified version of the DS3. An increase of 30% power can be expected pushing out 200 PS/147 KW/ 197 HP respectively from a conservative 1.6 liter turbo charged THP power plant. To match the tough engine upgrade is the suspension which has been stiffened by racing spring and new set of shock absorbers lowering the...
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Clothes aside, I'm liking the kicks. →
Adidas Originals Blue Label Collection A.039
As a key highlight for the spring/summer 2010 season, adidas Originals introduces its new blue label collection named “Originals A.039”. The label will be an integral part of the overall adidas Originals line, but is differentiated by its “A.039” branding, which is the internal code for the Originals blue colour. The new collection is based on...
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licensed cock.
Imnotdeaf: You're here early.
Capt. Suave: Yeah. My little brother dropped me off today.
Imnotdeaf: --your "Little. brother"?
Capt. Suave: I meant, my YOUNGER brother.
f8: right...didn't know your "little brother" could drive.
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undress ze auto. →
Visvim - Spring/Summer 2010 - Le Mans Cardigan
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Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets...
– Jeremy Clarkson [via] (via theautoinsider)
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True. It's a little "hype", but it's tasteful. →
New Era x Alice in Wonderland caps
The five-piece 59FIFTY set highlights include the famous Cheshire Cat’s piercing blue eyes and multiple toothed grin across the front panels of one design as well as the masterful embroidery work in dedication of The Mad Hatter on another.
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@girlsbydonut
Happy Birthday, babe.
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I am LOVING this collection. →
New York Fashion Week - Jeremy Scott Fall/Winter 2010
Jeremy Scott’s Fall/Winter 2010 collection, Hanger Appeal, is a homage to fashion itself, and the tribute is quite literal with monochrome oversize batwing sweaters that spell out “STYLE” and “FASHION” with arms extended. The designer toys with silhouette and design convention with a stunning high-cut black cocktail dress with a...
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There is no coincidence, only Lady Fate, and she plays with a hidden hand.
– The Wolfman (via filmquotes)
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Not just nice in the dark... →
New Balance MT576S Bamboo Rake
This particular sneaker is the product of a collaboration between New Balance, Mita and creative collective FRAT. It combines the 576 upper and the midsole of the infamous MT580. Other unique feature include an imprinted Shi-mei-nawa rope design and a bamboo rake motif on the tongue. Supposedly, this motif represents good fortune. Last but not least, it also...
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We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive...
– George Carlin (via oncewild) (via faizrosli)
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With a little bit of wrong, I can make you feel right.
– Sunshine Avenue (via admrwks)
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practice makes perfect? →
G-Spot Mouse, by Andy Kurovets
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I am cigarette-less till I get back.
FUCKsjdaflbldjhslyeblbfsSHITksjnflasyyfCRAPsjbbaebhjwaDAMNITksnjalnlabwdbhaaAAAARRRGGGHHH.