Brother, can you spare a cig?
OBSbassist: You're under-age, aren't you?
f8: Yeah. I'm 12; In dyslexic years. You, I assume, are not under-age.
OBSbassist: What makes you say that?
f8: 16 year old's these days don't wear leather jackets. They're more HSM, less Grease.
OBSbassist: I see.
#8 I’m a HUGE flirt. Everyone probably already knows this about me… But flirting highly contributes to the number of friends I have instead of (ex)boyfriends/lovers. I get to know so too many people through attempted sarges and overused pick-up lines. I still innocently & shamelessly flirt with many of my friends. just because. In truth, I have no game
Daddy is off to Dubai. One of my favourite places to be for a good shopping spree. I’m still trying to convince them to let me go to Sabah. and to bring skywalker with me. and my big bro. and his lady.
The odd thing about this form of communication is that you’re more likely to...– You’ve Got Mail (via quotewhore)
#7 I am particular about grammar But I still don’t know the difference between a “college” and a “university” or how to spell “auntie”/”aunty” “grey”/”gray” nobody is perfect.
I fell into a deep sleep last night and woke up only to know that I had slept for only 2 hours. between 2am till now, I’ve been desperately trying to sleep. I heard the azan and decided I’m just going to pray subuh. and that felt good. It’s ok if I don’t go back to sleep. I feel a little more at peace.
I sold my soul to the devil
and my heart is yours for free. but deep down inside this fractured thing I fear are cavities.
No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool...– Chuck Palahniuk (via fuckyeahpalahniuk)
#6 I watch porn. I find it amusing. because I think the whole thing is just funny. The storylines, the script, the irony of it all. and it never actually turns me on. it’s like a voyeuristic comedy show. with a happy ending.
They didn’t agree on much, in fact, they rarely agreed on anything, they fought...– The Notebook (via quotewhore)
Mother knows best.
My boyfriend’s mum tells me my gay best friend is “very cute”. She doesn’t know her son is really my boyfriend And the gay best friend is just pretending to be my boyfriend. Which he passed with flying clolours. And she’s still skeptical about me.
boys and men
malemoss: I have a joke and a question for you.
malemoss: how do you know when you've lost your boyfriend?
f8: I don't know. How?
malemoss: when he's wearing your gay best friend's clothes.
malemoss: you know how like, once your tumblarity hits a decently high digit, you become DAMN kiasu.
f8: omg. I know. I used to not give 2 shits. Then it started going up. Now it just constantly feels like 'level up' and I've become obsessed!
malemoss: I only just recently found out; apparently your tumblarity can drop. Like it can go up& down. I died.
f8: yes. I try to avoid that.
I’ll think of another way to get him back. After all tomorrow is another day.– Gone with the Wind (via quotewhore)
La Fin, it is not.
I think somehow I always manage to fuck things up. Though, it helps to think I do try not to.
Her haunting me. The way a song stays in your head. The way you think life...– Chuck Palahniuk (via fuckyeahpalahniuk)
Jealousy; is the best form of flattery.
I stumbled upon an ex-boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend’s blog on tumblr. I remembered how she used to stalk me a little bit. I knew this because he told me this. and in the days of Friendster, you would know who viewed your profile page. Which is why I prefer facebook. it takes a stalker to know a stalker. So I asked myself: to follow…? or not to follow…? I closed the page and...
#5 I secretly want my exes to find this blog. and feel bitter. Because I still occasionally stalk them. and feel better.
My life might be little and boring, but at least it’s mine—not some...– Chuck Palahniuk (via fuckyeahpalahniuk)
it's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the...
orangecow: 3 of those guys are Arab. Skywalker is gifted.
f8: Ok. you've got me there. So far, they were the 'big ones'.
orangecow: Oh hey. What about that ex of yours back in Sabah...?
f8: Oh yeah!...But we never 'did it' though.
orangecow: Didn't you tell me he had a piercing on his...
f8: --yep. Made it look like a rhino. Or a unicorn, if you prefer.
#4 I can only wink one eye. The right one.
#2 I do not share very well. I am obsessively posessive when it comes to my loves and/or my things. I just don’t like to admit it because then people will think I am too obsessive/posessive. which leads to truth… #3 I am quite the stalker. I can be quite good at it.
#1 brushing my teeth always reminds me of the Terrorist rempit ex-boyfriend.
Dear Mum, (if I could shit you not)
I don’t want to leave my present psychiatrist for Dr. Fadzilah Kamsah I do not see a Muslim psychologist because I really don’t need to be judged for my lifestyle. Not at that angle, at least. If you DO make me see that motivational-speaker cum morning-tv-man, we will most likely be back at square one. It’s incredibly awkward that you’re trying to push religion into my...
to sum up my day.
The funny thing about a hopeless romantic is: he occasionally leaves the sweetest surprises and cute notes/messages. The funny thing about a gamer is: he occasionally forgets that you’re still a n00b and unforgivingly pwns you at his favourite videogames. funny enough. I still love that boy.
No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way.– Chuck Palahniuk (via fuckyeahpalahniuk)
beauty and his betch
skywalker: I have no idea what to wear today... [sad face]
f8: I look like shit today. Can't you just look like shit with me?
skywalker: no. Because someone's needs to be the 'trophy boyfriend'.
f8: what about me?
skywalker: ...people can look at you and wonder how the fuck you got a stud like me.
I view my increase in Tumblarity like a 'level...
even blogging has become game-like.
It’s clear enough, nobody understands me here.– Chuck Palahniuk (via fuckyeahpalahniuk)
Somedays, I wake up, and my name is Adolf
Dr.B: So, what is it EXACTLY that you're feeling right now?
f8: I believe the key word here, doctor, is 'genocide'.
Dr.B: ...and why do you think you feel this way?
f8: I don't know really. I just feel incredibly edgy lately; so much that I'd like to wipe out an entire country. I'd be like, "ooh! look! Singapore! BOOM!! no more..."
Dr.B: ...ok. Remember when I told you to keep a chart of your feelings? I'm gonna need you to start doing that again.
f8: I blog. Does that count?
fishing for flattery
I saw his picture and I thought to myself: He’s reasonably pretty. and I successfully ‘tapped’ that. Patting myself on the shoulder for being a pedophile. a definite new low.